Denvish's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Unluckiest Man Alive 1]

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Yes, I had a laugh at Bill's expense. That was possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my time on Newgrounds, and one of the few things to make me laugh out loud. It's a shame you used sticks (although I think for once, the style of the movie justified their use), since it's gonna push your score right down. In my eyes, though, the humour, storyline and music choice more than make up for the scrappy graphics.
Excellent work. Thank you for bringing a bit of light into an otherwise boring day.

Wustfull responds:

Yeah, just for you, ill go reward myself with an icecream sandwich.

[Star Syndicate Christmas]

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Fifened. After all, it is Christmas.

jn responds:

thank you sir, merry christmas

[DailyToon12232004]

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Impressed by the menu, it actually looked semi-professional, so kudos to whoever did that. Needed a <back< button in each movie.

NLowrider: for god's sake, drop that intro shit. It's too long and boring. As for the movie, I couldn't understand more than about 1 in 5 words

scrap_head: not too bad, but could use an improvement in drawing style. Joke could've bee stretched out a little longer, too. Add more detail to storyline & graphics

Lavagasm: Sick, I blew the whistle for that before, and I just did it again. I'm NOT a foamy fan, but that's just not funny.

ThreeStar: I expected better, that was just boring and pointless. Yes, I know that's the idea. But some of your other stuff was a lot more entertaining.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Yeah, I [Three] collabed this one today. =/

I thought about making a back button, but then I decided against it. It shouldn't need a back button--people should watch every movie all the way through at least once. There ARE menu buttons at the end.

That'll probably be something to add next time around. Thanks for the review!

- Three

[I know my entry was sort of crappy, but I made it in the middle of the night a while back and I really got a kick out of it.]

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

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Always liked your stuff, since Wonderlick days. Your style & graphics have improved drastically, but the weird thread still runs through you Flash. Great stuff, it's good to see you're still active as a movie maker.

FREELENS responds:

Thanks Denvish, weirdness forever!

[The Epical Kiss 3]

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Pretty crappy. Shows no animation skills, not much in the way of artistic skills, no coding skills, the music was OK but that's not your fault. If the concept behind this was humour, then it failed; if the concept was anything besides humour, it should have been sent to the graveyard.
It's bad enough having piconjo doing this crap without you getting involved too; and if you ARE piconjo/T0MMY, then it just ain't amusing any more.

Chubaka responds:

No, im not Piconjo, and I know who piconjo is and I can Garunfuckingtee you it sure isnt t0mmy

[(2004) That one song]

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Fanboys to the rescue again, then.
IT WASN'T FUNNY! If anybody else had submitted this, it would've scored 2.5 max. And you know it's true.

I mean, fair play for getting yourself a fanbase, but stop deluding yourself that your stuff is actually funny, because it's not. The only reason you get these scores is because people see '-Knox-' and automatically hit 5. If they actually stopped and thought, this would have a score nearer what it deserves (ie, 2.5 max).

Knox responds:

didnt i already say i wasnt trying to entertain anyone with this? haha..

but yeah people do vote 5 on me just because im knox,but why would they do it unless i actually made something they liked?

[Dookiemoole Tribute]

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Hahaha, I hate that fool. Ego the size of a fucking elephant, why the fuck anyone should vote a movie of him dancing round half-naked is beyond me.
You should've used Flash to replace his head with an ANGRYFAIC, that's my only complaint

FourStar responds:

why can't we all just get along :(