Score: 2

"Hmmm"

submission: Alastor Collection B

date: October 18, 2004

Bit of mass-AIMing going on then, is there?
I really don't understand why you don't put some of your time & energy into producing good Flash. I know all this is funny, but....

Score: 8

"heh"

submission: Matrix - Climatical

date: October 16, 2004

Funny. You keep expecting something spectacular to happen but it never does. But with each loop, it makes you laugh a little more. Nice job.

Score: 9

"I like"

submission: welcome to the portal...

date: October 15, 2004

Funky doo dah Flash. Great graphics, cool animation, superb subject - and so true to reality (well, apart from the Flash being alive, I suppose). The only thing that would possibly have made it better would have been a REALLY moronic voice, to suit the crap that gets blammed.

Nice job!

Score: 4

"Could be better..."

submission: sexy strip quiz11

date: October 9, 2004

Not sure whether you remember my review, here's what you replied:

Author's response:
i agree with you 100%

but let me ask you this
if i see it, and you see it, whats so wrong with me exploting it to my benefit

-Absolutely nothing

listen man i know what your saying but if u look it from a get traffic to my site angle well........ dog eat dog man

-Yeah I totally understand that point of view. But all it would require is a little more thought and time to turn these into something more stylish, which would probably draw more people to your site. The graphics are really basic, but it wouldn't need much to make the whole thing more polished.

by the way i like alot of your udio submissions i gave them a listen :)

-Thanks. I've been in touch with liljim and hopefully he's putting an 'Acoustic' category on there soon, which is good news

Score: 10

"Superb"

submission: Xenosteel's Guide

date: October 9, 2004

I really hope that people take the time to read this. Loads of useful info, presented in a highly entertaining style... this should be used as NG reference, linked from the FAQ.
I did have a few ideas about what you could add while I was watching it, but I forgot most of them. You could possibly suggest that first-time Flashers check their reviews in the Obituaries to pick up tips on where they went wrong.
Some great movies in there, too, even the 'crappy' ones were worth watching for humour, and I particularly liked your version of 'kill the guard'.
Anyway, as a Flasher and BPer myself, I'll finish off with: Well done. Spot on.

Score: 9

"I want that game"

submission: Greatest Game Ever

date: October 9, 2004

It looks ace
Seriously funny Flash
Nice job!

Score: 9

"Heh"

submission: Goth 2 Prep

date: October 9, 2004

Really original concept. Window was a bit too narrow for my liking, but I assume that was purposeful. Cool graphics, and good selection of suitable audio. Not something I'll be coming back to time & again, but an entertaining few minutes.
Good work

Score: 4

"Hmm"

submission: The Failures - Episode 2½

date: October 8, 2004

I gotta like you just for your alias and a diatribe of yours I once saw on the BBS: but, this was pretty rubbish. The animation was limited at best, and there was no substance or humour to the movie. You can do a whole lot better than this, so I don't really know why you wasted your time making or submitting it.

Score: 8

"Yep, pretty good"

submission: -Simpsons Soundboard V.2-

date: October 8, 2004

It looks polished. The preloader is nice, you added a good selection of new samples, and nice to see you took my advice to add the Stop All Sounds button. I personally think it would be better if you added it as the first action on each sound sample button (yes, I know it would involve a lot of cut/pasting)
so it kicked in before the next sound file was called.
Pretty damn good Simpsons soundboard, though. Not much you can do to improve it further IMO.

Score: 9

"Great cartoon"

submission: Pablo Nieto Episode2

date: October 8, 2004

Classic style, excellent colours, I could easily imagine this on TV. Just sweet, from start to end.